Blossom Hill Chardonnay Review

Blossom Hill are, apparently, the wine makers that sell the most wine in the UK. This makes me want to cry. A lot.

Remember when you were young and your parents told you not to eat too many sweets or your teeth would rot ? Well, they should give the same advice about Blossom Hill Chardonnay.

You can almost literally feel your teeth rotting from the first taste of this wine. It is sugary in a way that no wine should ever be.

Flavour ? Well, there is a hint of the chardonnay grape on your first sip, but there is quite literally no middle or finish to this stuff. Although, you will want to brush your teeth after drinking it to get rid of the sugary residue.

Where I live, the local pubs and wine bars chill white wines far beyond the point where there is any taste left and I would suggest that is the secret to Blossom Hill’s success - it’s a wine designed for people who don’t actually like wine.

RATING: 1 out of 10

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